Will You be My Emergency Contact?

Will You Be My Emergency Contact? Current mood: animated Category: Life
Ahh life is full of good stuff and never ceases to amaze or make you shake your head in disbelief.
-Ever notice how no matter what you fill out there is always a place for your EMERGENCY contact. Ok seriously if I am at the hospital already, my emergency contact is already there more than likely. I guess in the event that I pass out at Wal-Mart, the employees will initiate the emergency contact search and call around and find out who I am and who I would like contacted in the event of an emergency. What the little line actually means is, in the event you do not pay your bill, we establish a state of emergency and will then contact your designated person to get them to get you to pay. So why not save some time and on the forms write "Who can we contact when your broke butt can't pay your bill?" I am thinking of changing my emergency contact at every place I go, maybe start in the phone book at A and work my way towards Z and in the event I can't pay my bills, everyone in this county will know not who I am but they will definatly know my name! Unfortunatly I do pay my bills so I guess I will never get to test my theories... dang it!
- It has been brought to my attention by a friend of mine that I have gained weight since highschool. Really.. I had no idea, how sweet of you to notice. Now this comment was not made out of concern for my health but because the extra weight did not look good in her terms of what was pretty and what she needed beside her. Wow and I was just thinking of how HOT my extra weight was, thank goodness you stepped in and let me know. My thoughts are this, yes, I did gain weight, I did go through a rough time and my body did suffer. Am I proud of this, of course not, is this something I am working on, it certainly is but not for anyone else but myself. My husband has told me numerous times that he thinks I am beautiful no matter what, which means the world to me and my best friends love me for who I am. We should seek out our own flaws before we start trying to "fix" others, I have something you know nothing about tact, and personality. My friends may not be perfect, but to me they are gorgeous and I love each of them dearly and would never think of picking them apart to better accomodate myself. We are all different, that is what makes us special, embrace that.
- Now I do have a sense of sarcasm and make jokes but the few things I am passionate about I don't mind expressing in blogs and for the most part I am serious with what I am saying. My family and friends mean the world to me. My job may be stressful, but it pays the bills and I am very driven to make sure everyone gets their medications and help when they need it. People have asked me, why am I still at my store when our clients are so bad, truth is, I am addicted, they know me and I them, we for the most part have an understanding and they know I will do everything in my power to help them. That being said would I leave for a better opportunity, yes sir, and I am always looking but it will have to be something that I consider perfect for me and my family before I will move on.
-Hope this blog has made you laugh or think or both and I hope everyone has a great week. Until next time this has been another Karen original!
Love,
K